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What don’t employers not understand? Employees work harder when moral is high, and it’s pretty hard to have high moral when the boss acts like a dick. People don’t mind being stuck in soul crushing jobs as much when the work environment is fun and their boss is… NICE!
Improve Employee Moral? Fire all your dicks, and replace them with good people FUN people.
The Onion News: “In what is being called a breakthrough discovery in worker-administrator relations, a study released Monday in the Journal Of Occupational Science found that not being a total asshole supervisor may be linked to improved worker spirit. “In nearly every trial, we found staff morale runs considerably higher when bosses don’t read workers’ e-mail over their shoulders, complain about their superior salaries, or act in any way like giant, self- centered assholes,” said Erica Gorochow, one of the study’s researchers. “Similarly, we found that typical dick manager phrases like ‘I don’t disagree’ can weaken worker disposition by as much as 63 percent.”
No one cares about the car you can afford that no one else can, or your beach front property…
August 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 am
Getting the boss-person to see what their dickness is like to others is key here. It is a good idea to secretly videotape a dicky outburst or act from a superior and play it back to them when they are less fuming…..
August 5th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Great idea David, this will show them just what a dick they have been in any situation, and I am sure they would be totally embarrassed by their action and think twice about being a dick again.